my poetry has been published in one (1) literary magazine and i’m very proud of that. it’s like i’m exclusive instead of untalented.
skinny dipper magazine, lynn nakamura
the superbowl is every advertiser’s major religious holiday. i live-tweeted the ads for brandcenter. shade was thrown. celebrities were dragged. wigs were snatched.
in my free time (LOL) i crochet clothes for babies and small dogs. proof coming soon because my hard drive ate it.
AND MORE COMING SOON! REAL SOON! TIMES ARE HARD!
IDK HOW TO DO MY TAXES! BEAR WITH ME PLS!
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